Quotable Cocktail Napkins
These aren’t just quotable napkins, they’re hilarious and clever cocktail napkins. Whether you’re putting them out on your bar or passing them out with drinks at your next social event, they’re sure to be the talk of the party.
Just laugh out loud when you offer these napkins from the Anne Taintor collection with your cocktails “Domestically Disabled”. The napkins feature the funny, witty and sassy sayings that Anne Taintor is famous for. 20 paper napkins. $11.95 Amazon.
“If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer. – Clement Freud”. 20 napkins. Fridgedoor.com
The next time you go out grab one of these Dear Cab Driver Napkins and you’ll ensure you find your way home to your comfortable bed. Simply fill out some basic information, your address and where your cash is located, and hand it over when you hail a cab. Who knows, your friends might even put them to use. Clever and hilarious. (100) Napkins. Amazon $12.95
These Beer Paper Beverage Napkins are perfect for your cocktail party or Beer Tasting. They feature the Benjamin Franklin quote: “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Linens N Things $11.99
Keep Your Heels and Your Standards High. Whether or not that should be your personal motto, too—well, that’s strictly up to you. Pier One $4.95
Caffeine, Carpool, Cocktails, Repeat. $3.95 Swoozies
I Don’t Get Drunk, I Get Awesome. $5.95 Swoozies
“In wine there is truth and we’re going to keep drinking till we find it.” Shannon Martin Napkins measure 5″ x 5″ can come in packs of 20. www.fridgedoor.com